The best school jokes

Q. What's the king of the pencil case? A. The ruler.
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: elf, school
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "It's because yer feet ain't empty."
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?” Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.” The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning. (The Fast and The Furious) It doesn't matter if you pass the semester by getting 40% or 95%. Passing's passing.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 57.43 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
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has 57.29 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: school
Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? Moe: I don’t know. What? Joe: The ruler.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: school
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 57.08 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
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