One day, a teacher walks into her classroom to start the lesson.
She walks up to the board and sees in little writing the word "penis".
She thinks nothing of it and wipes it off.
The next day, she comes in and sees the word "penis", only this time it"s a little bit bigger.
She wipes it off again.
Sure enough, the next day she comes in and sees "penis" on the board a little bigger.
This proceeds until the end of the year when finally, it"s across the whole board.
The teacher wonders what"s gonna happen the next day since it"s taking up all the space on the board.
When she came in the next day but doesent find "penis".
This time she finds written, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets".
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The boy replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
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Student: A teacher!
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Trying to make the matter clearer, he said:
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“Yes, sir,” the boys said.
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A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
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Ramu: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Ramu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
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Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"
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Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old kid!"
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Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.