The best school jokes

When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? Moe: I don’t know. What? Joe: The ruler.
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In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
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Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
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Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong? Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? Cheryl: I don’t know. Phil: He has only one pupil.
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "It's because yer feet ain't empty."
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