The best school jokes

A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school." The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!" The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"
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has 79.46 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!
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has 79.44 % from 1094 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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has 79.43 % from 734 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a school looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!” The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, idiot?”
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has 79.40 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: school
Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, "Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school." "How much special?" "Well, just me, you, the director and two investigators from the FBI."
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has 79.31 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: cop, dad, little Johnny, school
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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has 79.24 % from 1828 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
Teacher: Students draw a picture of bacteria. Student: Here it is Mam! Teacher: Where? It Is Blank. Student: you told that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye!
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has 79.17 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test. Henry: I hope you didn't either.
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has 79.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: school
Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? Ted: What? Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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has 78.99 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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has 78.96 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: school
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