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Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket. The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out." The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants." While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires. They both scream, "What are you doing?" To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size."
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has 79.82 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: math, school, science
Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, "Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school." "How much special?" "Well, just me, you, the director and two investigators from the FBI."
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has 79.62 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: cop, dad, little Johnny, school
Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test. Henry: I hope you didn't either.
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has 79.50 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: school
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
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has 79.44 % from 791 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!
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has 79.42 % from 1098 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a school looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!” The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, idiot?”
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has 79.38 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: school
Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? Ted: What? Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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has 79.37 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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has 79.36 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: school
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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has 79.32 % from 2046 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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has 79.22 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: school
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