The best science jokes

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, science
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, science
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
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