Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.