Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.
The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".
The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"
The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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