Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.
The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".
The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"
The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"