The best science jokes

Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, travel, Yo mama
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: school, science, teacher
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