The best science jokes

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, science
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 45.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
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