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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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