The best science jokes

Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: atheist, science
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science
Q: What do you get when you complete science class? A: A graduated cylinder.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, graduation, science
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!" The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: "Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet." Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet." He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot." He continues and removes yet another leg. "Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: "Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet." Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog doesn’t move. "Jump frog, jump!" Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!" But to no avail. The biologist finally writes in his book: "Frog with no legs – goes deaf."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, science
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