The best science jokes

There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Q: What do you get when you complete science class? A: A graduated cylinder.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, graduation, science
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
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