Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.