There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Q: What do you get when you complete science class? A: A graduated cylinder.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.