The best science jokes

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, science
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science
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