The best science jokes

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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has 79.59 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: golf, management, science, sport
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 78.96 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"! The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?" Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
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has 78.76 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, science, teacher
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 77.49 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn’t let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, “How do I know you’re Picasso?” Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in. When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. “How can you prove to me you’re George W. Bush?” Saint Peter said. Bush replied, “Well heck, I don’t know.” St. Peter says, “Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you’re George W. Bush?” Bush replies, “Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?” St. Peter says, “It must be you, George, c’mon on in.”
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has 76.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, heaven, life, political, science
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
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