Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"! The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?" Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."