The best science jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 74.13 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.53 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, "Hey, can you tell us where we're at?" After a few moments the jogger responds, "You're in a hot-air balloon." The engineer says, "You must be a mathematician." The jogger, shocked, responds, "yeah, how did you know I was a mathematician?" "Because, it took you far too long to come up with your answer, it was 100% correct, and it was completely useless."
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has 73.12 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: math, science
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Did you hear about the new book about anti-gravity? I just can't seem to put it down.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, science
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone. The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
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has 72.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science, student
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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