Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
Q: What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town.
A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, " All right, now give me my money!" The Koala replied, " Money, what for?" " What for?", the Prostitute growled, "Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says." So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary. It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex." " Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says." So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary. It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?