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A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: marriage, medical, money, sex, viagra
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: husband, mean, sex, wife
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, sex
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, men, sex
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, masturbation, sex, vulgar
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 69.74 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
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