The best sex jokes

A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: marriage, medical, money, sex, viagra
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: husband, mean, sex, wife
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, sex
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, men, sex
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, masturbation, sex, vulgar
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
has 69.74 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
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