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What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?" The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.
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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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