The best sex jokes

Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, car, men, sex
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 68.20 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops. And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? - (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. - Well, don't care and buy another car. - Look inside the car! - Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. - Look inside her mouth!!!
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has 68.08 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, sex
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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has 68.05 % from 1388 votes. More jokes about: dating, sex
An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my grandaughter’s coffee.’
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened. The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?” Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.
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has 67.94 % from 670 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, sex
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 67.91 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
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