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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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