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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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has 66.01 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: lesbian, sex
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: life, programmer, sex
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 65.92 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: sex, ugly
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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has 65.91 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 65.84 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Kid to her mother: "If you hurt me I'll make you pregnant by a needle." Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible." Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"
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has 65.76 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, mean, sex, vulgar
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
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