They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Vote:
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss.
‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband.
‘Professionally of course.’
The wife replies, ‘Which profession?
Yours or hers?’
John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed.
The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
What did Adam say to Eve?
‘Stand back!
I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Husband: "When I die, I'd like to die making love."
Wife: "At least we know it'll be quick!"
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.