The best sex jokes

Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on? I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’ The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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