Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They're both very rare.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
What’s a man’s definition of safe sex?
Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
What do you call men who use the pull out method?
Fathers.