The best sex jokes

A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. ‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband. ‘Professionally of course.’ The wife replies, ‘Which profession? Yours or hers?’
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has 65.70 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: sex
John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
What did Adam say to Eve? ‘Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
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has 65.41 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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has 65.35 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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has 65.33 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, wife
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife, women
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They're both very rare.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
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