Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom.
I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming – I’d looked up and thought I was being attacked by a naked skydiver.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York.
At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady.
What are both men thinking?
Don't look down.
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
Vote:
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.
"Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive."
"Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head."
"Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.