Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts.
Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand.
So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!"
and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?"
and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his penis is on the small side.
Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his organ.
‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They're both very rare.
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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