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This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession. The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?" The old guy says, "During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors." The priest replies, "Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure." The old guy says, "Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?"
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: church, life, priest, sex, war
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom. I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming – I’d looked up and thought I was being attacked by a naked skydiver.
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has 62.32 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab? A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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has 62.00 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: sex
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 61.97 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 61.93 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
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