The best sex jokes

Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 64.35 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 64.29 % from 506 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, "Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?" He said, "I was thinking that I wanted to suck your titties dry and fuck you until you couldn’t think straight." She smiled at him and said, "So what are you thinking now?" He said, "I think I did a pretty good job!"
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, husband, marriage, sex, time
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, kids, sex
A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his penis is on the small side. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his organ. ‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
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has 64.19 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: sex
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
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has 63.97 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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has 63.94 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: sex
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 63.93 % from 591 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
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