The best sex jokes

Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 64.23 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, kids, sex
A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his penis is on the small side. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his organ. ‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
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has 64.19 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: sex
What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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has 64.09 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: sex
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
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has 63.97 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
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