The best sex jokes

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!" and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?" and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
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has 63.95 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 63.92 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: sex
A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his penis is on the small side. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his organ. ‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’
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has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They're both very rare.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 63.76 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 63.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
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