What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They're both very rare.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?