The best sex jokes

I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession. The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?" The old guy says, "During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors." The priest replies, "Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure." The old guy says, "Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?"
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: church, life, priest, sex, war
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.87 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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has 61.79 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
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has 61.64 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: sex
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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has 61.60 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, sex, wife
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, disgusting, sex
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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has 61.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
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