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A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: couple, food, marriage, sex, wife
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 63.48 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 63.29 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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has 63.27 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: sex
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