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Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 63.32 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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has 63.28 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: sex
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