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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.87 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: sex
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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has 61.85 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, sex, wife
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