Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
Vote:
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"