A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’ Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’ Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience. Between five it’s fantastic!’ Woody Allen
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.