Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
Camilla goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie's cock one gets a stomach ache." The doctor says "Have you tried Andrew's?"
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!