The best sex jokes

An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 53.30 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience. Between five it’s fantastic!’ Woody Allen
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has 52.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: sex
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
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