The best sex jokes

I was married to a Gemini she caught me cheating on her with herself.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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has 53.50 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
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has 53.07 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: death, family, school, sex, teacher
An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’
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has 53.07 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M.
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex. I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
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has 52.89 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
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