The best sex jokes

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.95 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
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has 53.72 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: sex
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
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