How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’