The best sex jokes

My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience. Between five it’s fantastic!’ Woody Allen
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has 52.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’
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has 52.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’ Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’ Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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has 52.45 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: sex
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
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