The best sex jokes

An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex. I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
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has 53.00 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience. Between five it’s fantastic!’ Woody Allen
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has 52.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: sex
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
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