An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’
The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’
‘It is,’ agrees the old man.
‘That’s why I want it lower.’
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
Vote:
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck.
The father says "okay, you know what to do."
Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick."
The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex.
I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience.
Between five it’s fantastic!’
Woody Allen
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’
George Burns