The best sex jokes

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he'd go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying"I need a man, I need a man" So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying "I need a bike, I need a bike"!!!!!
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has 51.98 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
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