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Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
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