The best sex jokes

I'm like happy meal. "Coz you are small and pretty?" "No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, women
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 51.78 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 51.45 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.39 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, sex
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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