The best sex jokes

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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has 51.11 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: sex
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