A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
Vote:
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
Vote:
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar.
He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon.
The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation.
Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know."
They went.
Had lots of fun and came back.
Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for."
The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon."
The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.