An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
Valentines Slogans 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.