A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
I'm like happy meal.
"Coz you are small and pretty?"
"No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
Vote:
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
Vote:
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar.
He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon.
The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation.
Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know."
They went.
Had lots of fun and came back.
Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for."
The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon."
The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".