The best sex jokes

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: holiday, marriage, money, sex, wife
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 50.90 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.78 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: sex
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
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