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This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he'd go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying"I need a man, I need a man" So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying "I need a bike, I need a bike"!!!!!
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has 52.48 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’ Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’ Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, sex
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, Yo mama
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.
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has 52.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: sex
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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