‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’
George Burns
The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family.
A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’
Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’
Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs.
When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble".
When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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