The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’ Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’ Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M.