The best sex jokes

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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