The best sex jokes

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
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has 52.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: death, family, school, sex, teacher
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’ Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’ Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, sex
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
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