Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.