We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.