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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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