Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’
Steve Martin
An evening of Valentine's Day.
A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
"Sorry, we are sold out..."
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.