The best sex jokes

Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wife
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
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has 50.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 49.65 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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