The best sex jokes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 48.86 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
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