Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.