The best sex jokes

Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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