The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"?
- "No, I had sex in high school."
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex?
A: freak.
Vote:
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home.
Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
Vote:
Good: Your daughter has got a new job.
Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very ugly: She makes more money than you.