The best sex jokes

Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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has 51.11 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: sex
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sex
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