Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
Gorgonzola!
Wait, it is not on yet.
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"?
- "No, I had sex in high school."
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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