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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
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- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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