The best sex jokes

Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.02 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 49.83 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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has 49.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 49.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 49.42 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
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