‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.