Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.