The best sex jokes

‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
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