The best sex jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 49.47 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 48.86 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
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