The best sex jokes

The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
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has 47.50 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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has 46.83 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, sex
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wife
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 46.32 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
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