The best sex jokes

Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
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