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Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
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has 48.92 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
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has 48.49 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
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