The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.