The best sex jokes

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 48.77 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
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has 48.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
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