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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex, time
I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
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has 49.58 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 49.58 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 49.46 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
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