The best sex jokes

Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 48.03 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 47.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 47.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
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