Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do?
Look up old friends.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Q: What did I do in the bed last night.
A: Your mom.
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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