Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend.
‘Y’ know,’ he says.
‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student.
‘Well,’ replies Nigel.
‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do?
Look up old friends.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Q: What did I do in the bed last night.
A: Your mom.
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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