The best sex jokes

I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
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