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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
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has 48.49 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 48.03 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 47.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 47.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
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