Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend.
‘Y’ know,’ he says.
‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student.
‘Well,’ replies Nigel.
‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do?
Look up old friends.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
Vote:
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: What did I do in the bed last night.
A: Your mom.