I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.