The best sex jokes

The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
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has 45.91 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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has 45.83 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, sex
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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