The best sex jokes

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Vote:
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Vote:
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
Vote:
has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
Vote:
has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
Vote:
has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Vote:
has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Vote:
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Vote:
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
Vote:
has 43.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
<<<74757677
More jokes →
Page 74 of 87.