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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 43.41 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: holiday, marriage, money, sex, wife
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.33 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
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