Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?
A: Gladiator.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know.
Now all he needs is a partner.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar.
He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon.
The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation.
Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know."
They went.
Had lots of fun and came back.
Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for."
The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon."
The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Vote:
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.