The best sex jokes

The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: holiday, marriage, money, sex, wife
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
has 41.91 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: sex
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
has 41.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
has 41.29 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
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