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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex, time
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
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