The best sex jokes

Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
has 45.24 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
has 44.90 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
has 44.78 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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