Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.