The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.