The best sex jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: sex
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 45.31 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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has 44.95 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 44.68 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
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