The best sex jokes

Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 44.74 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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has 44.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, sex
Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
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