The best sex jokes

‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 45.25 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sex
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
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