The best sex jokes

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, money, sex
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
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