The best sex jokes

The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 46.76 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
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