The best sex jokes

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, money, sex
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
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