The best sex jokes

How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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