How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.