The best sex jokes

Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sex
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
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has 45.91 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 45.25 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
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