The best sex jokes

Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 43.41 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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has 42.69 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: sex
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