Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.