Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town?
He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle.
What's your age?
70.
You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Q: How is spinach like anal sex?
A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Vote:
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.