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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
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has 45.91 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 45.25 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
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