Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
Vote:
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle.
What's your age?
70.
You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
‘I’m a bad lover.
Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’
Rodney Dangerfield
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
Vote:
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.