Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.