The best sex jokes

Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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has 45.95 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, sex
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
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has 45.91 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
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