Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle.
What's your age?
70.
You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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