Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle.
What's your age?
70.
You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it.
Why?
Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex.
No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Vote:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Vote:
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town?
He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Two old men hobble into the pub.
One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’
‘All right,’ says the other.
‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’