The best sex jokes

Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
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has 45.91 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 45.25 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
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