The best sex jokes

Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 45.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 45.24 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
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