The best sex jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 37.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 37.11 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 36.59 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
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