What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Why can’t gypsies have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Vote:
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite.
‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk.
‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
5. Bring her back home
6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
Vote:
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn.
Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"...
its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.