The best sex jokes

Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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has 28.24 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.66 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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has 27.48 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 26.87 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
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has 26.85 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
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has 26.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
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has 26.70 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 26.52 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
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