The best sex jokes

When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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has 33.25 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: sex
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 32.58 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
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has 31.86 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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has 31.66 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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has 30.62 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: health, sex
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