Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite.
‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk.
‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"...
its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
Vote:
Why can’t gypsies have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.