The best sex jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 36.34 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
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