Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex?
A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.