YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB. 
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite.
‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk.
‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Why can’t gypsies have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"...
its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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