The best sex jokes

What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 38.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 38.04 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
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