The best sex jokes

A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 32.58 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
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has 31.86 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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has 31.66 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 30.79 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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has 30.62 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: health, sex
Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’ Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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has 29.17 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
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