The best sex jokes

Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’ Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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has 29.17 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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has 28.24 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.66 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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has 27.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 27.60 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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has 27.48 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 26.87 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
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