The best sex jokes

My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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has 26.30 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
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has 25.93 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: sex
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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has 25.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
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has 25.32 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 24.87 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 22.11 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 20.51 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
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has 19.76 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 19.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
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