The best sex jokes

Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
has 35.74 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
has 35.55 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
has 35.54 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
has 35.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
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