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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 36.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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has 35.55 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
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