Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn.
Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87.
And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.