The best sex jokes

Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
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has 35.21 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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has 34.91 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
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