Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’
Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
Vote:
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night.
Woke up with a massive correction.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex?
A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.