Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred.
She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock.
After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder.
So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn.
Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.