The best sex jokes

Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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has 35.21 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
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has 35.21 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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has 34.91 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
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