Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred.
She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock.
After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder.
So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
How do girls get minks?
The same way minks get minks.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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