The best sport jokes

The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own. "No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3. "What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sport
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 52.55 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Fishing in a frozen lake It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport, time, winter
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