The best sport jokes

Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport, time, women
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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has 56.35 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 55.86 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
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