The best sport jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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has 54.70 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 54.42 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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has 53.65 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 53.46 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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