The best sport jokes

Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fitness, sport
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
Vote: has 56.65 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist, sport
"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
Vote: has 56.36 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, food, sport, travel
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
Vote: has 56.31 % from 91 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, sport
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Vote: has 55.87 % from 110 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, family, sport, travel
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: mean, money, sport, women
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Vote: has 54.66 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, sport