The best sport jokes

Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: sport
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
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has 52.68 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, sport, travel
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: sport
What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: sport
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