The best sport jokes

Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
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has 54.50 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, sport, travel
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, family, sport, wedding
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
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