The best sport jokes

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport, Yo mama
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?" The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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