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Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.64 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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