The best sport jokes

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: sport
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport, Yo mama
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?" The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.02 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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