Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill?
Because he made to many calls!
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore.
The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24!
What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.