The best sport jokes

Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: age, family, sport, wedding
Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV. "Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?" "I’m sick of sports, I’m sick of TV," she replied. "You haven’t touched me in months. We’re going to talk about sex right now!" "OK, OK. So," he asked after a moment, "how often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?"
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sport
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, sport
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets. Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there." Bobby: "No probs, Dad." Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium. Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
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