The best sport jokes

A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, husband, sport, wife
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, family, sport, wedding
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
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