The best sport jokes

Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Texas. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom`s the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sweee-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, your drunk!! Hahahahaha wot a fucking LAUGH!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, cop, sex, sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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