The best sport jokes

Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets. Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there." Bobby: "No probs, Dad." Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium. Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sport
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
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