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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: game, sport
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sport
"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, sport, travel
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
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