Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing. "Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom. "Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry. Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him if he's done any good. The man says no. So St. Peter asks the man to give an account of his bravery. The man says, "I was refereeing a match in London between England and Germany. The score was 0-0 and there was only one more minute of play when I awarded a penalty against England." "Yes," responds St. Peter, "That was a real act of bravery. Can you tell me when this took place?" "Certainly," the man replies. "About three minutes ago."
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.