Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Colorado Avalanche fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Avalanche fans too.
Not really knowing what an Avalanche fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception.
A little girl has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an Avalanche fan," she retorts.
"Then," asks her teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Detroit Red Wings Fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks the little girl why she is a Wings fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Wings fans, so I'm a Wings fan too," she responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot.
What would you be then?"
"Oh," says the little girl.
"Well, then I'd be an Avalanche fan."