The best sport jokes

Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him if he's done any good. The man says no. So St. Peter asks the man to give an account of his bravery. The man says, "I was refereeing a match in London between England and Germany. The score was 0-0 and there was only one more minute of play when I awarded a penalty against England." "Yes," responds St. Peter, "That was a real act of bravery. Can you tell me when this took place?" "Certainly," the man replies. "About three minutes ago."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 42.66 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
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