The best sport jokes

"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: phone, sport
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, 'peanuts'".
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has 46.48 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: cat, doctor, game, sport
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him "What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
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