The best sport jokes

Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, golf, sport
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him if he's done any good. The man says no. So St. Peter asks the man to give an account of his bravery. The man says, "I was refereeing a match in London between England and Germany. The score was 0-0 and there was only one more minute of play when I awarded a penalty against England." "Yes," responds St. Peter, "That was a real act of bravery. Can you tell me when this took place?" "Certainly," the man replies. "About three minutes ago."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: phone, sport
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