Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.