The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep!
So do you abuse me in your sleep!
Football Player: Coach, It is just not true!
Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him!
Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.
Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.
"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.
"Oh great!
NOW you tell me." said the beginner.