Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog.
They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!"
But the man protested and replied:
"No, no, he isn't that clever.
I'm leading by three games to one!"
There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often?
They always hit and run.
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.