The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, husband, sport, wife
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
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