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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 44.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: sport
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
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