The best sport jokes

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 44.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 44.49 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: sport
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?" The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
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