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Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, golf, sport
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him if he's done any good. The man says no. So St. Peter asks the man to give an account of his bravery. The man says, "I was refereeing a match in London between England and Germany. The score was 0-0 and there was only one more minute of play when I awarded a penalty against England." "Yes," responds St. Peter, "That was a real act of bravery. Can you tell me when this took place?" "Certainly," the man replies. "About three minutes ago."
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV. "Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?" "I’m sick of sports, I’m sick of TV," she replied. "You haven’t touched me in months. We’re going to talk about sex right now!" "OK, OK. So," he asked after a moment, "how often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Two women are talking. ‘You know,’ says one. ‘Eighty per cent of men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.’ ‘Well,’ says the other. ‘That will certainly revolutionise the game of hockey!’
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
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