The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: funeral, game, sport
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, friendship, sport
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
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