Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Colorado Avalanche fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Avalanche fans too.
Not really knowing what an Avalanche fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception.
A little girl has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an Avalanche fan," she retorts.
"Then," asks her teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Detroit Red Wings Fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks the little girl why she is a Wings fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Wings fans, so I'm a Wings fan too," she responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot.
What would you be then?"
"Oh," says the little girl.
"Well, then I'd be an Avalanche fan."
Do I have any chance to win?
Asks the boxer.
Off course!
Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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