The best technology jokes

Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 59.33 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: technology, wine, women, work
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