The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
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