The best technology jokes

It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
A retiree and his aged wife started having problems in remembering, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the wife got up from her chair and her retired husband asks, "Where are you going?" She replies, "To the kitchen." he asks "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" She replies, "Sure." he then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" She says, "No, I can remember that." he then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that." She says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." he replies, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in her voice, she says, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." She then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes she returns from the kitchen and hands him a plate of bacon and eggs. He stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, memory, old people, technology, wife
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.48 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 54.43 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, “Can I buy that TV” “No” “Why not?” “Because your a blonde.” So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, “Can I buy that TV?” “No” “Why not?” “Your a blonde.” So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, “Can I buy that TV?” “No” “Why not?” “You’re a blonde” “How can you tell I’m a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!” “Because that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave!”
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, technology
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