Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.