Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.