The best technology jokes

Jimmy is calling Sergey, who he met at an international conference. Jimmy: "Hi, I've hear there is minus 54 degrees Celsius." Sergey: "Nonsense, not even minus 15!" Jimmy: "But on CNN, they've just shown a thermometer..." Sergey: "Ohh, ok, maybe outside."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology, winter, work
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.48 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 54.08 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 53.56 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 53.24 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
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