The best technology jokes

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage, technology, Valentines day, wife
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
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