The best technology jokes

Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, programmer, technology
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, music, technology
I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage, technology, Valentines day, wife
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 49.13 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
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