Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day.
Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.
Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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