The best technology jokes

That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
Q: What is fast and crunchy? A: A rocket chip.
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: technology
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: geography, technology, terrorist
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
has 55.00 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, football, marriage, technology
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
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