Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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The Perfect Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes.
Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day.
Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.
Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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