The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, programmer, technology
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, music, technology
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 48.06 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
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