What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.