Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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