Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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The Perfect Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes.
Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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