Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.