What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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