The best technology jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 45.04 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
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