The best technology jokes

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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has 54.63 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, football, marriage, technology
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.20 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 54.07 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 54.03 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
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