The best technology jokes

It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes. 15 minutes looking for assignment. 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. 8 minutes in the bathroom. 10 minutes getting a snack. 7 minutes checking the TV Guide. 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment. 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher, technology, time
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
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