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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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has 51.54 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, football, marriage, technology
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 50.61 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 50.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 50.17 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
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