Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.
American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.
This will record the call and connect them with the police."
Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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