The best technology jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, technology, women
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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