The best technology jokes

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes. 15 minutes looking for assignment. 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. 8 minutes in the bathroom. 10 minutes getting a snack. 7 minutes checking the TV Guide. 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment. 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher, technology, time
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, technology, women
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
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