The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes. 15 minutes looking for assignment. 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. 8 minutes in the bathroom. 10 minutes getting a snack. 7 minutes checking the TV Guide. 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment. 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher, technology, time
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 44.57 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
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