What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.
American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.
This will record the call and connect them with the police."
Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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