The best technology jokes

What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 48.06 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cop, phone, technology
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
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