Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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