What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.