Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.