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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
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