The best terrorist jokes

My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.19 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
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has 45.26 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: religious, terrorist, travel
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 31.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 26.63 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 24.08 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
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