The best terrorist jokes

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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has 54.94 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
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has 49.41 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: religious, terrorist, travel
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 49.27 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 36.66 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 25.68 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 22.65 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
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