The best terrorist jokes

Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 52.33 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
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has 45.85 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: religious, terrorist, travel
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 25.94 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 23.85 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
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