A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November? A: Bomb fire night.
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!