The best terrorist jokes

A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
has 67.39 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: blonde, terrorist, women
Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November? A: Bomb fire night.
has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: holiday, terrorist, time
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
has 64.70 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
has 62.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, money, terrorist, time
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: business, terrorist
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
has 60.30 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: geography, technology, terrorist
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