The best terrorist jokes

Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November? A: Bomb fire night.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: holiday, terrorist, time
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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has 63.55 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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has 62.74 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, money, terrorist, time
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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has 60.80 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: college, religious, terrorist, time
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: business, terrorist
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 58.42 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: geography, technology, terrorist
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
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