Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November?
A: Bomb fire night.
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face.
Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?"
Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea.
Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish."
Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything.
We called him 9/12.
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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