The best terrorist jokes

Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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