I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.