The best terrorist jokes

A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: blonde, terrorist, women
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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has 64.65 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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has 62.74 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, money, terrorist, time
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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has 62.58 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: college, religious, terrorist, time
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: geography, technology, terrorist
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: business, terrorist
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 58.51 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
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