The best terrorist jokes

Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November? A: Bomb fire night.
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Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
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Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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