Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November? A: Bomb fire night.
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"