Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face.
Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?"
Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea.
Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish."
Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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