Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything.
We called him 9/12.
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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