Joke #9321

Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.

Three holy men rode a plane home. There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end. Who should talk him out of it. The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live. In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant. And a melted black box. The holy men still live to tell the tale. And so does the football.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.

You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.

Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate. 2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?" 3. Wait until he says something to the effect of "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence." 4. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he should not cause more violence. 6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence. 7. Punch him in the face again, harder this time. 8. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.

The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.

Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.

When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.