Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?
A: The execution.
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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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