Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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A: Bomb fire night.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.