Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists.
The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.
Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!"
The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.
When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing.
They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!